Tuesday, September 30, 2008
the Treasury Department put out a new dollar bill this mornig.....
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Sunday, September 28, 2008
Getting even is priceless
According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls had begun to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses). To demonstrate how difficult it was to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror. There are teachers.... And then there are educators!!!
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Thursday, September 18, 2008
here ya go.....
before, for the summer long and blond and for the winter...................................
short and dark! it is so fun....jesson says that he misses my long hair so i guess that i will grow it all back out.......it will be another fun adventure! but i think that i am going to keep it dark i am really liking it!
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Monday, September 15, 2008
Men Never Listen (oh how true)
In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get intothe men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed hispredicament.Sir, she said ' You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch anyof thebuttons on the wall. He did what he needed to, and as he sat there henoticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA , PP, anda red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them?He couldn't resist He pushed WW.warm water was sprayed gently upon hisbottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nicethings like this.Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button.Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside..When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. Alarge powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of springflower to this unbelievable pleasure The ladies restroom was more than arestroom, it was tender loving pleasure.When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push theATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.Next thing, he belted out a yell and then he passedout.......when he woke up, he was in a hospital bed, and anurse was staring down at him. 'What happened?' he exclaimed.The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button. 'The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow.MEN NEVER LISTEN
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