Tuesday, September 30, 2008

the Treasury Department put out a new dollar bill this mornig.....

ha ha ha.... i got this as an email and thought that i had better share it with everyone!
doesn't seem like we have nothing to smile about anymore? you might not have laughed out loud when you saw this but i hope that it at least made you smile. keep on smiling......it is contagious!

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Getting even is priceless

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls had begun to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses). To demonstrate how difficult it was to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror. There are teachers.... And then there are educators!!!

Thursday, September 18, 2008

here ya go.....

before, for the summer long and blond and for the winter...................................

short and dark! it is so fun....jesson says that he misses my long hair so i guess that i will grow it all back out.......it will be another fun adventure! but i think that i am going to keep it dark i am really liking it!

Monday, September 15, 2008

Men Never Listen (oh how true)

In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get intothe men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed hispredicament.Sir, she said ' You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch anyof thebuttons on the wall. He did what he needed to, and as he sat there henoticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA , PP, anda red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them?He couldn't resist He pushed WW.warm water was sprayed gently upon hisbottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nicethings like this.Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button.Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside..When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. Alarge powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of springflower to this unbelievable pleasure The ladies restroom was more than arestroom, it was tender loving pleasure.When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push theATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.Next thing, he belted out a yell and then he passedout.......when he woke up, he was in a hospital bed, and anurse was staring down at him. 'What happened?' he exclaimed.The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button. 'The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow.MEN NEVER LISTEN

Friday, September 12, 2008

What the?

well i hope that this doesn't gross ya out too bad.... the other day jesson and his co-worker aaron where finishing wiring a building out in the middle of no where, and this is there story.
jesson decided that he better go to the bathroom and the only thing out there was a blue house or outside ya know! any who....he's going to the bathroom when he hears aaron (co-worker) start screaming like a little girl, so he hurried out and saw him on the other side of the work truck dancing around saying there is a snake in the door to the building and i almost stepped on it........
so jesson goes over to see if it was fake, real, or already dead. it was for sure real, and not already dead. so jesson started throwing rocks at it to get it move away and it started to do the tongue flicking thing so then he hit it with the shovel......mean while back at the truck aaron calls the boss brandon to come and kill it who is just as scared as aaron is so now what? he still wont move away from the truck.......well jesson went to hit it again and it started to strike towards him! p.s. it is a rattle snake. ahhhhhhh, so then he just chopped his head off!
wow, what a day!
and people ask if i'm worried that he is going to die from being electrocuted! (in case you don't know jesson is an electrition)

Monday, September 8, 2008

oh no!

big axel

little axel

i was going through my pictures on the computer today and i found these pictures of baby axel and it really makes me want to get another baby axel....ya know a little friend for axel. OH NO! we can't have two dogs, well that's what jesson says but i really want another one. the only thing that keeps me from going and getting another is the whole potty training thing all over! ahhhhhhhhh what a nightmare.