Men Never Listen (oh how true)

In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get intothe men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed hispredicament.Sir, she said ' You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch anyof thebuttons on the wall. He did what he needed to, and as he sat there henoticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA , PP, anda red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them?He couldn't resist He pushed WW.warm water was sprayed gently upon hisbottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nicethings like this.Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button.Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside..When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. Alarge powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of springflower to this unbelievable pleasure The ladies restroom was more than arestroom, it was tender loving pleasure.When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push theATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.Next thing, he belted out a yell and then he passedout.......when he woke up, he was in a hospital bed, and anurse was staring down at him. 'What happened?' he exclaimed.The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button. 'The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow.MEN NEVER LISTEN